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RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


LONDON 2012 -


TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

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CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am
5L because it's true!


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.19/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by kahler8029

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Batman just saw it


TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup batman scream
Rating: 3.32/5

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O.o - May 8, 2009, 5:36 am
WOW omfg that's funny as balls xS


R2-D2 COMPUTER CASE - The perfect gift for the Star Wars geek. "Hint, hint."


TAGS: r2 d2 star wars geek
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 5:30 pm
It's a computer, you can use Xbox 360 controllers with a PC.
zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:34 pm
I want one...
- January 6, 2013, 7:31 am
Sorry, I found the picture on a website of Star Wars computer gear, where it was labeled as a "Computer Case." I don't own an XBox, so I didn't recognize it.
zoomer296 - December 27, 2012, 10:24 pm
That's an XBOX 360.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


Thunder from the sky -


TAGS: b52
Rating: 4.09/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:02 pm
@curlyrocks let that be a lesson to you when you fight against Red Fascist invaders the Americans support you, when you support the murder of Americans fight you.
Bolverk3778 - June 29, 2013, 5:00 pm
Na load the C5 with as many MOAB's as it can carry and drop them on as many camps that have been identified. Then let them complain about the drone flights!!
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 4:08 pm
oh it's a B-52, I thought it might be one of those C5's loaded to the tits with cash for the Taliban we used to send over.


STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.62/5

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NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:16 pm
...And women seem to have the strength to bring that against them... yet, all to-often, sadly seem to lack the strength to prevent themselves from doing. Sexist? Yes... But how is it fair to keep my mouth shut, but for you to not do so?
soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have sex/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


1900 Germans imagine year 2000 -


TAGS: 1900 2000
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:27 am
No-thanks! Having to push an internal-combustion powered car when it runs out of fuel is hard enough... and I don't need someone getting on my case over cutting-down their tree.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 5, 2016, 7:48 am
This is so Steampunk, it's awesome. I kinda wish they had been right, imagine living in a Steampunk world!


416,800 -


TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by GreedoNeverShot

wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
random
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
space
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.


Catch 22 -


TAGS: catch22 fire
Rating: 4.5/5

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cicilia - April 11, 2014, 11:21 pm
Irony strikes again.


BONO - He still hasn't found what he's looking for !!


TAGS: bono u2
Rating: 4.16/5

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CANADA - April 22, 2010, 12:41 pm
if you google "bono still hasnt" this exact poster comes up multiple times
MO - April 22, 2010, 10:21 am
5 from me Musty!
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:53 am
Great!


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


HARLEY-DAVIDSON - Harleys played their part in WW2 Your Honda mows my lawn


TAGS: harley wla ww2 honda mower
Rating: 4.11/5

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MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:43 am
GOOD LUCK IN THE SWEET 16 go badgers, THIS WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNIER HAD YOU USED A RENAULT OR FRENCH VEHICLE.
ughomer - March 20, 2013, 3:32 pm
Made in Wisconsin, sold worldwide. 5L


YOU HAVE 2 COWS -


TAGS: 2 cows
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sean - June 22, 2011, 10:25 pm
(oops: Anarcho)
Sean - June 22, 2011, 9:58 pm
the names Wilt or Chamberlain. (Now, Airman, it is s polysci class. *snickers*)
Sean - June 22, 2011, 9:56 pm
Anarco-Capitalism: after finding a beatup copy of Robert Nozick's Anarchy, State and Utopia hidden under a rock in the pasture, it becomes clear to you why your cows have become obsessed with trying to dribble basketballs, and only respond to ...
CaptJosh - June 21, 2011, 5:45 pm
Damnit I forget the thbbbbbt again.
Airman - June 21, 2011, 5:38 pm
you do realize this is just a joke... not a poli sci class
spacedog - June 21, 2011, 5:24 pm
I thought it was funny. In Canada the French Canadian's demand an equal number of cows from the government, don't pasteurize the milk, and then sell it in bags.
CaptJosh - June 21, 2011, 5:09 pm
Too bad Airman couldn't keep socialism and communism straight. In communism, you help out your community. In socialism, the government make sure the society as a whole gets what the laws say they get.
fasteddie - June 21, 2011, 6:00 am
no, facism and nazism are not the same thing
xkjaguar - June 20, 2011, 8:26 pm
aren't facism and Nazism the same thing


SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.


TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

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maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.


HEY SIR? THE BAD GUYS ARE THIS WAY... -


TAGS: 2lt
Rating: 4.69/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:55 pm
I once stood a post with a Second Lieutenant, Military Intelligence. Thank GOD he had a head on his shoulders and listened to SNCOs.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:46 am
Send this to MilitaryLulz.
Greeny - June 25, 2013, 7:04 pm
lol
foxrecon19d - June 25, 2013, 6:41 pm
Good evening, my friend! Been doing well. Good to see you, as well. Hope things are going good for you
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:35 pm

real good to see you fox. how you been keeping?
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:26 pm

lolz
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:22 pm

Reminds me of Clint Eastwood's CO in Heartbreak Ridge~~5LLLLL


2010 CHEVROLET CAMARO SS - MAIL slot NOT MALE slot




Question -


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.67/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


the anzio 20mm sniper rifle -


TAGS: 20mm
Rating: 4.25/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:58 am
Maxim 37. There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."


BOOTY CALL -


TAGS: 2am thing drunk quickie long burn vs short burn
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cubbybear - October 19, 2010, 10:16 am
I got 5 mins...Pfffttt!
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:13 am
3 minutes, just sayin....5L


THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

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steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


true love -




VEGA - He's prettier than you.


TAGS: vega street fighter ii 2 iv 4 capcom
Rating: 2.37/5

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Fatty - February 6, 2009, 4:13 pm
@ devonjw91: GO OUTSIDE!!!
devonjw91 - December 28, 2008, 11:35 pm
oops... meant to say meant.
devonjw91 - December 28, 2008, 11:34 pm
oops... ment to say Capcom.
devonjw91 - December 28, 2008, 11:34 pm
In America he was called "Vega" because they had to switch names around due to the fact that "Mike Bison" sounds to much like "Mike Tyson," and Capaom feared a lawsuit from Mr. Tyson. (this is directed towards Politically Correct)
LogicDude - December 18, 2008, 7:37 am
If you know THAT much about video games, you should check your life. I think it may have stopped breathing.
GoForthAndDie - December 18, 2008, 12:05 am
That's what I hate about this site. It's hard to tell the tards from the trolls. Or is that redundantly repetitive?
Politically Correct - December 17, 2008, 11:57 pm
Fail. You should check your facts. That's actually Balrog.


THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-penis.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am
The only thing worse than a bully is the little bitch who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment whore?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


THE KITTY POOL -




SAY THERE TOM -




7 FREAKING % - Where I Live


TAGS: 1 2 3 4
Rating: 1.73/5

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CANADA - August 19, 2009, 10:14 am
66394


GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming


TAGS: m1 abrams battle tank m1a1 m1a2
Rating: 2.48/5
Bort - August 24, 2009, 7:10 pm
Out run and outlive an M1? Good luck with that.
Also - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
A C2 will outrun and outlive an M1. Stuff created by a people that know a thing or two about war ftw.
rogueagent - June 18, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'd rather have a challenger 2, they can shoot straight, some great British engineering.
arabian sandgoogle - October 27, 2008, 12:44 am
m1a1 abrams?


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Brad pitt just saw it.


TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup
Rating: 1.64/5

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20 Something -




2 GIRLS - 1 CUP - Bit of a letdown after all the hype




2012 OLYMPICS - It looks Like Lisa simpson giving a BJ


TAGS: 2012
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 8:33 am

had to go take a pizz before i hit this one a five. still laughing...nice! omg....i didn't see "it" till i read it. we should "viral" this poster world wide... i bet they'de change the logo...lmfao.
forseti - July 7, 2010, 8:15 am
LOL!! You must be pretty crazy to see that. 5 rings


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


AVATAR 2 - Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid !


TAGS: mr bean avatar 2
Rating: 3.37/5

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FIYAHPOWA -


TAGS: firepower fiyahpowa fire power fiyah powa night at the museum 2
Rating: 1.83/5

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aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:27 pm
BAD!


PURRRRFECTION -


TAGS: 08 20 2009 poster fodder challenge
Rating: 2.85/5

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rerun - August 20, 2009, 8:50 pm

this is so shopped....I mean really...only two cat-nips?


LOVE -


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

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motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...


NO, I'M SORRY... - .....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM.


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm

LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)


D-DAY - Little did we know how tough it would really be.


TAGS: ww2 starwars d day military
Rating: 4.19/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:39 pm
Kinda thought this would be motivational...then I looked up. Giant robot camels ftw. (and yes I know what they actually are)


REALITY MAKES US OLD -


TAGS: memory dy2012
Rating: 4.84/5

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dy2012 - May 16, 2012, 9:47 am
thanks @thecrotchetyoldcynic, he reminds me of my late grandpa(war veteran)..never in my life I saw him angry...with me :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:35 am
So true. But one advantage of getting old is you get to be grouchy all the time, and people take your complaints as advice. Oh, yeah }:) BTW, 5lions
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 10:30 am
thanks spypengen
spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:20 am
5L I wish I had made this poster.
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 10:20 am
thnx garyO...hehe he is captain awesome
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 9:39 am
Apparently you picked the right one, dy. Nicely done. 5L easy. Man, I wish I still looked as good as that stud muffin. ……the one in the wife beater shirt.
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 6:38 am
I was in a quandary if I will post this one yesterday I'm not sure if I made the right caption, I hope I did the right one...
Reality Lord - May 15, 2012, 6:33 am

That's what my ex said too :)
fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:44 pm
5omeone take reality out back and slap it up a bit


THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.


TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... Damnit, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky damn family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has


STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you


TAGS: statistic 2013 water lake h2o
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:33 am
You need to share more often...great poster!
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:43 am
Agreed - very nice
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 9:16 pm
Good’n, spy....5L


DECEMBER 7TH, PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: 12 7 pearl arizona hawaii
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:40 pm

well done.
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:23 am
I just performed a ritual I've done for the last 27 years on this date. I went out and peed on my Toyota. 5 salutes.


WILL SMITH - Lady GaGa before Lady GaGa was Lady GaGa!


TAGS: will smith lady gaga will2k
Rating: 4.64/5

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calvin5040 - November 27, 2011, 11:28 am
Just some multi award winning actor/rapper/producer/centimillionaire from West Philadelphia.
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:23 am
Who's Will Smith ?
calvin5040 - November 26, 2011, 9:37 pm
LOL
calvin5040 - November 26, 2011, 9:36 pm
No his Will-2k music video from the Willennium Album.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 8:59 pm
From his latest movie, iFabulous?


2012 - The end is near bring it on


TAGS: 2012
Rating: 3.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:45 pm
I remember The End. A few years ago, they toured with 3 Inches Of Blood and GWAR


ASS TO MOUTH - She is ready and willing don't forget to give her a pearl necklace


TAGS: a2m
Rating: 2/5

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-- - November 4, 2008, 1:21 am
Too bad no women would let either of you touch them.
Dirty Sanchez - October 4, 2008, 1:07 pm
Ahhh, the dirty sanchez! I think she like it, but I do not see the ring of pride around her mouth! The proof that is the pudding.
Dustin Marthington - October 4, 2008, 12:59 pm
A2M: the most arousing thing in the world.


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.45/5

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mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


COMBUSTIBLE LEMON GRENADE - Perfect For Burning Life's House Down


TAGS: combustible lemon grenade portal2
Rating: 4.13/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:42 am
Valid point there, Demo33...the human skeleton can be quite skunky sometimes.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:48 am
Oh by the way in case you got covered in the repulsion gel, the notes say 'don't get coverd in the repulsion gel' we're not quite sure what element this is yet but it's a lively one and it hates the human skeleton.


GREAT SCOTT! - 1.21 Gigawatts? 1.21 Gigawatts?


TAGS: 1 21 gigawatts
Rating: 1.33/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 16, 2008, 2:44 pm
that's just time you're seeing. the past being pixelated, and the future being in higher definition.
Dr. Emmett Brown - August 5, 2008, 1:53 pm
At 1.21 Gigawatts it appears that light becomes terminally pixelated...


ANNE FRANK - HIDE & SEEK CHAMPION Hid: 6 July 1942 Found: 4 Aug 1944


TAGS: anne frank hide seek 1942 1944
Rating: 3.27/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:23 pm
The stairway to the attic should have been drenched in Gestapo blood when the Frank's were finally removed.
Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 2:16 pm
BS. Osama Bin Laden is the Hide & Seek Champion. Hid: 11 September 2001, Found: not yet.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:36 am
Hey! That's not nice. Forseti, if he bans you, I'll unban f0rseti and forsati. :P
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am
you'll help train mine if you comment on this poster again, forsleepi
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:33 am
as I said... But I only wanted to help Aggy and rerun to train their banning-skillz. I'm such an angel... I'm impressed by myself again. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:29 am
All twelve of your other usernames are still banned... Most people probably can't make all the mistakes you did. LoL jk :P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:21 am
he can't do all the mistakes i did :-P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
damn it. Sorry for multiposting!
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome? I thought you meant he'd be the same as you :_)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:18 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:17 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
MO - May 26, 2010, 9:15 am
Damn!! Aggy you're up awful early. What's shakin?
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:13 am
forseti..... please don't instigate.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 am
Well, it's not allowed here. We have few rules here... and they need to be adhered to. Please cease the argument that this is ok. Things slip past moderators from time to time. This is not original. And accuracy doesn't make it better. Try harder.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 8:58 am
i prefer plagiarized good pics to selfmade bad ones... ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:42 am
Do you blame them for hiding after all the nasty stuff they let you do to them Culos?
culos - May 26, 2010, 8:39 am
First of all, this is a copy paste job with the same crappy text lay out I saw elsewhere a long time ago. Secondly, what's so special about this one that people seem to be offended? Tons of teenage girls hide in their rooms to write in their diaries!
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:33 am
"delete the older one"? WTF forseti! Delete nothing and slam frenchie for purposely plagiarizing. You boys are talking like greybeards, yet not a hint of grey! Earn your place noobs... and you may earn an opinion.
mike34 - May 26, 2010, 6:47 am
It may be a sad part of the history. But it's a very good poster. It's funny even if you don't want to admit it.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:04 am
anyhow it's hard to find a truely original picture. all of us copy pics without having the copyright. And here are thousands of pics, so duplicates are normal. I just try to vote impartial and have fun. BUT: Woe betide anyone who copies my pics!!!!1111 ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 4:49 am
Thanks, forseti. It's nice to know that someone understands we're here to have a laugh. Google search Anne Frank, and we'll find that these two Motifakes are not the first of it's kind - others have written this joke long before us.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:31 am
delete the older one, this here is a little more funny and less "imprecise". Also we're all sure that this was just a sudden inspiration of the Frenchman without knowing the older pic. Benefit of the doubt! Don't be Nazis! ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 3:23 am
You laugh at other grotesque stuff, but this isn't funny? At least it's historically accurate. If the other guy corrected his dates, I’d withdraw mine, though I'd need instructions for how (I have sent inquiry by reply to a Mod).
SLee - May 26, 2010, 2:17 am
by wrong I mean making a joke out of a sad part of history and by lame i mean that this isn't even funny. Of all the stuff that gets rejected and this is let through -_-
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 1:45 am
You have wrong and lame confused with funny and plagiarized.
SLee - May 26, 2010, 1:41 am
who let this through, this is wrong and lame
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 11:53 pm
Pathetic.
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 11:18 pm
not cool man. not cool. 1L
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 11:14 pm
WTF? You make a comment on a poster that is almost exactly the same as this? #12898. 1L


DRONES -


TAGS: war terror 12 remote planes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Ism - May 1, 2013, 4:20 am
Check out this Poster http://www.demotivationalposters.net/drones-drones-nsa-papa-johns-demotivational-posters-164550.html
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:16 am
The war on terror will soon begin at home - we will all soon see these things in cities all across America (FAA says there will be 10,000 law enforcement drones flying over America by 2020, despite fears over privacy violation). I feel safer already-NOT!!


I LOVE YOU ALL -


TAGS: 2500
Rating: 4.26/5

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silcas - January 30, 2010, 3:58 pm
Grats Cubby!
lesterinside - January 30, 2010, 3:12 am
2522 as of now. Yes you passed!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 30, 2010, 12:23 am
Congrats, Cubby! Your legacy is hard to beat.
Cubbybear - January 29, 2010, 11:33 pm
What is Goat? Oh well...
TheTrashHeap - January 29, 2010, 8:31 pm
WTG Bilbo! That's at least 5000 breasts!
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:31 pm

where have you been? the "no scorpions" sign on the door was for your cousin, not you.
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 8:30 pm
A Cult? Really? Do we get to wear robes and do chants and stuff like that?
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:28 pm

PM, the goat does not merit publicity
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 29, 2010, 8:26 pm
Don't get me wrong, TheGoat is a super Timmy......But I'd rather be called Godlike than Royalty, I could finally start my Cult.
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:24 pm

Step down for Cubby. Besides, If you read The Goats comments on last 3 items you can see he is Timmy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 29, 2010, 8:22 pm
"Divinity" is a compliment Rerun.
rerun - January 29, 2010, 8:18 pm

WTF is your problem? Cubby has set the bar too high for you? Please, if you cannot say anything nice, stay silent
The Goat - January 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
Royalty my ass! More like Motifake Divinity!
ronsart - January 29, 2010, 6:45 pm
Congrats again Cubby!...The King Of Motifake!...well deserved...now get back to work...your turn to do wash dishes tonight.
Cubbybear - January 29, 2010, 6:42 pm
Not bad for a MotiNoob...thanks guys
Airman - January 29, 2010, 6:02 pm
yes he is.. congrats Mr. C
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 5:59 pm
Congratulations Cubby. I think I have 1/2 of that total in my favorites ;)
rerun - January 29, 2010, 5:41 pm

Cubby is Motifake Royality
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 5:38 pm
WooHoo! Are we having a party by the Big Oak?
Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 5:25 pm
2500 L's for you sir. Cheers!
spacedog - January 29, 2010, 5:18 pm
Congrats Cubby.


YOUR WEDDING DAY - what a way to make it memorable


TAGS: 2
Rating: 4.17/5

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steph1 - May 11, 2011, 10:22 am
i bet he won't have much memory of that day - maybe a few good scratches from the thorny roses she should slap him with


THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!


VIAGRA - three please....


TAGS: 2
Rating: 2.5/5

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THE INTERNETS - Hosting dumb flaming topics since 1984


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.83/5

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DADDY... WHAT HAPPEN TO OUR HOME? - (The man looks at the girl) Well, baby... It just got burned and ate up by the earth. thats what happen.


TAGS: 2012 3wood
Rating: 1.53/5

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agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:29 am
Grammar pirate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:26 am
I thought he might be swashbuckling a long way off.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:25 am
HEYYYYYYY PIRATE!!!!!!! CHECK PM'S
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:21 am
Er, bird.
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:21 am
That penis has run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:16 am
he's just resting.
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:15 am
THAT is a dead parrot!
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:09 am
Do it now, ThePirate. Or get yer talented penis to do it. We'll wait.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:07 am
Well then, your bird's a flippin' show-off then, inn-he? (P.s.: I am assuming that by "bird" you didn't actually mean "penis". But if you did actually mean "penis" then I just gotta say that THAT'S amazing!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:06 am
ThePirate check your pm's
ThePirate - August 27, 2009, 1:02 am
this is beyond terrible. My bird speaks better english than this..


12/21/2012 -


TAGS: 2012 appocalypse december 21st
Rating: 4.58/5

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maoworks2 - October 8, 2012, 7:43 am
Acceptance. Welcome Back.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:30 am
I thought nobody cared because the Mayan calendar ended before, so they started it over again.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

dec 21 is the solstice. mayan calendar ends dec 23. THAT'S why no one cares about 12-21-2012. ....and hey...welcome back.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
for the time being ;D
motinet - October 7, 2012, 6:26 pm

Holy moly he's baaaaaaaaaack.....


AMY -


TAGS: 2 wongs dont make a right
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 9:15 am
LOL Being half Asian I have to send this to my mother
deadraisin - June 21, 2010, 7:23 am
5L for super funny caption.
rerun - June 20, 2010, 12:33 pm

all Asian women have it
agdaniele - June 20, 2010, 11:28 am
I think it'd be more of a bamboo flute, gong, lamb skin drum, tin cowbell or coconut maracas.
Bartimaeus - June 20, 2010, 8:39 am
Inbred? Like banjo playing?
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 11:10 pm
She's the goods!


AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.


TAGS: aa12 shotgun army
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.


MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.


TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Jack Woodward

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The gay slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What asshole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat shit jack. fucking faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper dildo up your ass Jack Woodward


9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

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aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football


TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!


HEAVY METAL - Yeah! Yeah! Animated sci-fi epic... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!


TAGS: heavy metal tarna 2000 locnar animated animation movie
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
Agreed.
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
Yer a kind soul, jake. But jalford set the bar so low for himself, he'd need GPR just to find the damn thing.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:34 pm
jalford *may* be improving. Gotta give him points for this one...


The Future -


TAGS: 2015 hoverboards cars marty doc biff
Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:13 pm
Screw hover-boards... They made a functional JET-pack back in 1970, so where-the-hell's mine!?
EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 10:57 am
Anti-gravity: as easy as time travel.


THE GMAN - Appearing randomly since 1957




2012 - This will be an epic death.




HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.




Our Generation -


TAGS: 2015 legacy generation peace war
Rating: 4.25/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2014, 11:57 am
Pop the cork and lift the glass to that!


50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!


TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh
Rating: 3.7/5

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Sean - September 28, 2009, 4:10 pm
If it's 50 for a fat kid than the anorexic anarchist off his side's gotta be worth 200, no?
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:37 pm
Right on target! 5 purple-maned Lions!
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 10:30 am
I 5L'd this one! haha...
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 10:27 am
Excellent! Now you're cooking with gas, yeo!


Sing I Said ! -


TAGS: 2015
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:24 am
Cheers, mate! May the year ahead bring you health, wealth, and happiness! Stay safe, Mao!
JesusWept - January 1, 2015, 3:02 pm
Thanks, mao! Same to you!
Oldsod - January 1, 2015, 6:36 am
Mazel tov!
Greeny - January 1, 2015, 5:44 am
HNY Mao
maoworks2 - December 31, 2014, 6:40 pm
Happy New Year MissPriss And Be Safe .
maoworks2 - December 31, 2014, 6:39 pm
Happy New Year GaryO Be Safe .
MissPriss - December 31, 2014, 5:16 pm
All the best to you too mao!
GaryO - December 31, 2014, 4:47 pm
WOOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOF!


12 YR OLD MOTIFAKER -


TAGS: 12 yr old motifaker
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Signe - February 12, 2009, 7:14 pm
Pff silly silly... I don't look like that no, mine are much smaller... And I'm taken, I'm in love with a certain lady
LogicDude - February 8, 2009, 3:38 pm
The pointers on that second chick are freakin' AMSOME!
Culos - February 8, 2009, 3:26 pm
The second pic you talk about will be on NSFW with the next round of approvals....
LogicDude - February 8, 2009, 3:18 pm
Culos took it upon himself to post pics of an "imagined" Signe in the Forum...if her "pointers" look anything like the second pic....I'm moving to her town!
HtD - February 8, 2009, 5:58 am
That may be the nicest way of saying Tits or GTFO ever.
LogicDude - February 7, 2009, 10:32 pm
Signe, seeing is believing; you'll have to post a pic of your breasts in the Forum where the Sage Greybeards of Motifake will judge - and they WILL judge - what you bear.
Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:14 pm
Ha ha, I remember seeing this boob map years ago and thinking it was funny then, I still do! I suppose I have "pointers" then.


UNPREPARED - This guy is not.


TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat
Rating: 2.79/5

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reason - September 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
dude this is a WWII museum. almost all these guns are from that era. mostly american a few german mp44s i think.
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:31 pm
Freddie - Originally this picture appeared right after Charleton Heston's death and was purported to be his collection. That was later proven to be a hoax.
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:49 pm
Do you mean your BOOM closet?
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:57 am
Leave town for one week and pics of my Bunker get published...luckily this is just the broom closet.
FearlessFreddie - May 16, 2009, 4:31 pm
That photo was taken in Charlton Heston's basement.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 6:22 pm
My guess is that with this big of an investment, this guy has cases of ammo for each and every piece in his collection. He's my hero.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:16 pm
What do you think is in all the drawers? Handguns?! Wait a sec... Hmmmmmm...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 5:48 pm
Yes Jmac...this is the one I was thinking of too. The preparedness of this individual also hinges on another factor. Ammo. You got my 5.


BEFORE THE COMPUTER - If you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy you'd just have to hope that no one noticed


TAGS: 3 1 2 inch floppy
Rating: 2.63/5

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Cloudchaser - December 12, 2009, 4:00 am
We seem to be getting away from that as anyone using a computer with a 3.5 drive is using ancient technology
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:54 am
I miss her to. Every time I get that squirrely woman in my sights....
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:54 am
And she doesn't tuck it before she pees!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:53 am
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:52 am
I miss Nik....she's funnier than you. XD.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:50 am
And yes that was baaaaad.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:50 am
Poker? I just met 'er.....
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:49 am
And at Mooooo...I'm not the resident window peeker. That's Mr. Logic....*looks out window*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:49 am
That was pretty funny Space.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:48 am
LMAO @ dogs playing poker!
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:47 am
Well we were going old school, so I just figured....
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:46 am
Us dogs do better at poker.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:45 am
LOL.... MO, you wanna return that joke to 1932?
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:44 am
So you're trying to shoot pool with a rope then?
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:42 am
That's 5.25 FLOPPY... MO.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 1:40 am
Mo would be the resident expert. Peeking in windows like he does.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:40 am
I get it from my father's side of the family. Reel to reel, if you know what I'm saying.
MO - December 12, 2009, 1:39 am
You mean strap and play right? And 5 1/4" seems a bit ummmm small?
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 1:38 am
5 1/4? And it's cold there! Impressed, Space!!!
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 1:37 am
Internal driver, with plug & play hardware.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 1:35 am
5 & 1/4 baby!


WHEN YOU SEE IT - You Will Shit Bricks. (Dec 21, 2012 "Doomsday" Refrence.)


TAGS: 2012 doomsday
Rating: 2.15/5

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Fatt Matt - March 2, 2010, 10:49 am
The explanation at the bottom kinda kills the joke.
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 6:12 pm
Its sweet that the 21st is a friday cause im gona celebrate it like new years


AMERICANS - PWNing the British since 1776


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.76/5

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HtD - December 17, 2008, 10:04 pm
They would have finished the job if they could have. Hence a draw.
Back to the point... - November 3, 2008, 5:51 am
...you forgot the Brits handed teh pwning back to you when they burnt the White House down to the ground? Should have finished the job, though. Stupid Saxons, they ALWAYS do things half-heartedly
RnR - September 11, 2008, 7:16 am
True, but then again every country committed atrocities in *their* colonies. That was just the way it was. Anybody non-white, non-european was just an animal that could barely speak. See also: slavery, massacre of Indians, boers , apartheid, segregation,
Zed - September 10, 2008, 8:41 pm
Perhaps, but the whole damned thing wouldn't have started if the French hadn't treated the Vietnamese the same way that the French nobility treated the peasantry before the Revolution.
RnR - August 11, 2008, 5:04 am
*really* involved - also see Tonkin bay. Anyways, the point is USA should NOT have been there at all. The French pulled out and it was all over. But USA had to proof their stance against the Communists and thus hung around in an ever increasing conflic
RnR - August 11, 2008, 5:01 am
Nam: a colonial war which got out of hand because USA wanted to make a point against the Commies. Dealing arms and logistics wasn't enough, Dwight feared the Commies and JFK was 'unaware' of the CIA's coup and LBJ 'scened' the final excuse to get *really*
Zed - August 11, 2008, 3:58 am
A war that the FUCKING FRENCH started, then used rhetoric blackmail to taunt the US in in a vain hope we could save their fuedalistic asses.
not me - June 13, 2008, 11:16 pm
Vietnam Pwned americans in a 10,000 day war


LESBIAN TERMS - There has to be one to DESCRIBE this. 2 girls one cat SOMETHING!


TAGS: 2 girls inside a cat
Rating: 1.57/5

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Zed - November 30, 2009, 2:26 pm
Oh, great, TOC, utterly and completely destroy my hopes and dreams...
thatonechick - November 30, 2009, 2:13 pm
Is this a challenge to recaption? As long as it does NOT say, In Soviet Russia, Pussy Eat You!


WAIT, WTF? - is that fight about?


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.43/5

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Biff - July 2, 2008, 1:06 am
--d of (ancient) history lesson.
Biff - July 2, 2008, 1:06 am
In answer to your question ... it's not important what the war was about. What matters here is that the flame war came to an ubrupt end, when both Spike and Vanner agreed that talking about the size of your penis on the internet "IS NOT AT ALL GAY." En


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -


TAGS: famous last words b 52 carrier navy
Rating: 4.57/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:31 pm
and let 'er rip! Good one Sniper


MY PRECIOUS -


TAGS: precious dy2012
Rating: 4.42/5

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dy2012 - December 17, 2012, 1:23 am
thanks Gandalf
maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:30 am
Yes ! 5 Would be's.
dy2012 - December 16, 2012, 4:15 am
thnx sho
Sho - December 15, 2012, 9:47 pm
Indeed. 5L


PRODUCT PLACEMENT 2 -


TAGS: june calendar 28th
Rating: 4.26/5

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lilyrose234 - June 26, 2015, 9:16 pm
Sickening. Slut!
440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 9:05 pm
i sure hope the camera is on...bro send me the pix
champ99 - June 28, 2011, 2:52 pm
Now THAT is a Smart Phone...


when two redheads marry -


TAGS: 21 years redheads passion
Rating: 3.6/5

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mizzdizz - April 17, 2015, 12:04 pm
LOL! Well Emilio, we're both part Irish....
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2015, 11:38 pm
Sounds like it could lead to the "Irish Bulldozer" scenario.


2012 - Making visitation rights even more difficult.


TAGS: 2012
Rating: 3/5

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Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 10:05 am
this pic alone looks 10x better than the movie...
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 8:57 pm
Someone has a LOT of sidewalk chalk. Or use to.


2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.


TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.57/5

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Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right bitch.


YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


IT IS BETTER TO BE A FOOL WITH LOVE THAN SANE WITHOUT LOVE -


TAGS: love dy2012
Rating: 4.98/5

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Kspace - May 21, 2012, 7:46 am
What I'd like to know is who in Hell keeps giving dogs to homeless people...
dy2012 - May 20, 2012, 2:55 pm
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 20, 2012, 2:12 pm
Very Nice !
dy2012 - May 20, 2012, 11:54 am
thanks... I just saw this touching photo a while ago...and it drives me crazy to make a poster out of it
fan4camping - May 20, 2012, 10:08 am
Excellent picture, worth the 5L by itself.


SMOKING -


TAGS: apr26 cigarettes kill if you are lucky
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:01 pm
I know an old guy who smokes through the hole in his neck and chews tobacco at the same time
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:42 am
Although she can probably nail "Bette Davis Eyes" on karaoke night, Quagmire put it best... You ever get freaky with that thing?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 7:21 pm
mmmmm, hAck, cough..mmmmm, "you can't sing for a heck....COUGH!, ahum,....with a hole Ahugh, in your, Ackkk, sptspt,agh, neck"? you want me to sing some Frank?
Anonymous2 - April 26, 2010, 7:10 pm
... and you can't sing worth a heck with a big hole in your neck. No, you don't always die from tobacco.


and what a time it was -


TAGS: kennedy paul simon nov 22
Rating: 4.05/5

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kellyvanrijn - January 3, 2015, 7:49 pm
I wonder if he was thinking about banging Marilyn Monroe when this picture was taken?
tellitlikeitis - November 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
One of my favourites:)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 8:24 am
Dang...forgot
MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 10:07 pm
5 me lord.


I LOVE MUAY THAI -




WET BUNNY - I can haz towelz now.


TAGS: bunny earthquake21
Rating: 2.2/5

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4 - June 30, 2009, 3:31 pm
i thought it was a duck
Jjonzz - May 15, 2009, 3:17 pm
Just use a Hare Dryer


HIPPOS - THEY COME IN -


TAGS: hippo hippos 2 pack lol fat ass chicks omg bbv
Rating: 1.54/5

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rerun - October 22, 2009, 7:54 pm

hope that truck has beefed up suspension


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


$200 -




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